Newsgroups: alt.fan.rockbear
Subject: alt.fan.rockbear FAQ

Questions answered in this FAQ:

1) Why rockbear?
2) What is this group about?
3) Yeah, but why ROCKBEAR?
4) What is forbidden to do?
5) Says who?
6) WHY ROCKBEAR????
7) Why that name? Is he a pooftah?
8) Why are you freaking so much about that?
9) Could you lend me a pill?

So let's get started:


1) Why rockbear?

Because he is the peak of creation. The one true master to ask in not too
spiritual matters, and the one to avoid if you wish to lend money.


2) What is this group about?

Well, duh.. Guess.. For praising rockbear of course.


3) Yeah, but why ROCKBEAR?

Because he is the peak of creation. The one true master to ask in not too
spiritual matters, and the one to avoid if you wish to lend money.


4) What is forbidden to do?

To talk dirty about the mighty RockBear is the one major sacrilege of this
newsgroup. There are some others, but don't bother about them. They are
pretty harmless in the light of the terrible things that will happen to
you if you besmudge rockbear's name.


5) Says who?

says the RockBear.

6) WHY ROCKBEAR????

Because he is .. etc. etc..


7) Why that name? Is he a pooftah?

He is not, although he once entered #bearcave on IRC, and didn't leave until
an hour later.... He honestly says, that he did not know it was the IRC
gaybar. He just liked the name.

The true reason is, that his not-so-secret identity is Peter Bjarke Juul
of Institute of Computer science at Univerversity of Copenhagen 
(rockbear@diku.dk), and "Peter" is greek for "Rock", and Bjarke is norse
for "Bear", and thus The Mighty RockBear was created.


8) Why are you freaking so much about that?

See 1, 3 and 6.

9) Could you lend me a pill?

No.